I’m not sure if everyone who has kids is funny to start with, but something about the sleep-deprivation and confronting your own mortality in the form of a small human being.
10. I have a few questions.
I suppose he does, too.
“WHY ARE THEY STEALING OUR TRASH!?”
~ My kid, horrified that the garbage men are doing their job.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) July 22, 2021
9. He was helpful, then.
My teen daughter couldn’t decide what style of glasses to get so my husband suggested a pair like mine and she’s managed to narrow it down to anything but that.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 17, 2021
8. Eggs are delicious.
There’s no way around it.
You think your kid is creepy?
My 5yo told me she was eating baby chicks as she happily ate her eggs
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) July 22, 2021
7. It’s ok to laugh.
We’ve all felt the same way, but we’re still there.
“This could’ve been an email”- me at my daughter’s recital.
— Mark Chalifoux (@markchalifoux) July 19, 2021
6. Why is this my life?
Is it really the same for everyone??
gets up early, wakes kids up, makes lunches, gets kids dressed, sits on bed scrolling twitter for 25 mins, scrambles to get ready in 4 mins, grabs coffee and runs out the door 5 mins late
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 22, 2021
5. Wise beyond his years.
Definitely a cause for a grounding.
I told my 9yo if we are going to Target I have to change into a cuter outfit and he was like “Why?” and I was like “Because I’m going to be seen by the people” and he was like “Nobody’s really going to be paying attention to you though” and anyway now he’s grounded.
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) July 18, 2021
4. He knows what he’s saying.
There’s trouble brewing for sure.
Nothing raises my blood pressure faster than when my 3 year old tells me not to worry
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 20, 2021
3. Why wasn’t it already called that?
I demand answers!
My 4yo calls the nail salon the Toe Salon, and anyway…that’s what it’s called now.
— Heather #BLM🏳️🌈 (@dishs_up) July 22, 2021
2. You really should.
What sort of monster does that?!
My 4 year old screamed at me because I held his favourite teddy by its leg and did not “cuddle carry” it, and to be honest I should know better
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) July 22, 2021
1. Oohh that was a bad moment in this house.
How DARE, child?
Tears of joy rolled down my eyes as my 6YO told my wife that she was a louder snoring volcano than daddy
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 21, 2021
There you have it – I hope you thought these were as funny as I do!
What’s your favorite funny story to share about your kid? Tell it to us in the comments!