Hopefully, you have all sorts of different friends in your life – sweet ones, ones who remember what’s going on in your life, ones who will drink and talk trash with you, ones who will pick up your kids – but I think the friends who can make us laugh are some of the best.
These 10 parents on Twitter can stand in for your in-real-life funny friends any day of the week, and you don’t even have to remember their birthdays in return!
10. The betrayal is going to be real.
Like, how DARE you hold out?!
If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 15, 2020
9. Wouldn’t that be interesting?
More interesting than Wheel of Fortune by itself, for sure.
My kid asked if that lady is tiny. pic.twitter.com/Lm6ytjhV9P
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 4, 2019
8. Who among us has not wondered?
She’s already learned the trick of connecting with her audience.
My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r
— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020
7. Yes, honey. And guess what happened?
YOU DID MA’AM.
My daughter just asked me if my boobs were ever round. In case you’re wondering about some of the ways motherhood crushes your soul.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) January 23, 2020
6. Go on, girl.
Although it always happens when you least expect it.
5-year-old: Do I have to fall in love someday?
5: Good. I have stuff to do.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2020
5. The world is complicated.
Best to learn that up front.
I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 10, 2020
4. Well, I’m convinced.
my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be used to describe really big eggs
— ∞ + 1 (@stuckinaportal) November 22, 2020
3. Life skills.
I see you, sis.
Our homeschooling curriculum includes: Honors Laundry and AP Vaccumming.
— Jen (@TheNextMartha) March 16, 2020
2. Kid logic is the best.
This makes total sense!
My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18
— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) April 1, 2020
1. She says that like mom had never considered it.
Trust me, she has.
My daughter came in the room saying we need to talk. Then proceeded to say
“I know you don’t whoop us. But I think you need to start whooping my brother”
— Nik (@jacaristar) November 13, 2020
Online parent friends are just the best.
Tell us in the comments about yours!