Kids think the strangest things, and they ask the oddest questions, and the honestly do some of the most bizarre things thinking it’s normal all the while. You can’t hold it against them, though, because they’re fairly new to the whole human thing, after all.

Here are 11 kids who are going to make you laugh and shake your head in equal measure, because they’re super cute – and super, duper clueless.

11. Two is such a great age.

That’s not the worst nickname, either.

Hello Hi 🙂 from KidsAreFuckingStupid

10. He was so close, too.

This is honestly kind of charming.

9. Well that’s terrifying.

More terrifying that the real thing? Who could say?

Close one, kiddo from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. In his defense, why would it be in English?

That’s a whole other lesson, I suppose.

A absolutley phonemenol title from KidsAreFuckingStupid

7. His parents had some idea of what was going on.

They knew enough not to ask questions.

“sex” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

6. Of course she could.

What sort of mother do you think she was?

Oh no, we’re lost. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. The face of a girl who knows she’s in too deep.

She can’t back out now.

So , Hannah Montana …. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

4. To be fair, it is a good word.

Just not the right one for that particular scenario.

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3. How long did this last?

I hope for a long time.

Banking this one for later from KidsAreFuckingStupid

2. I hope they get a nice customs agent.

Maybe she’s going to be a spy one day.

My sister drew on her passport. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. At least they were trying.

That’s way better than the alternative.

Kids are the best, and anyone who says otherwise just isn’t paying attention!

When is the last time one of your kids blew your mind with something like this? Tell us about it down int the comments!