Marriage is great, and also it’s horrible, and honestly, there can be entire years that are one or the other. To stay in it and focused, you’ve gotta be able to laugh at the absurdity that is living with another person for the rest of your days.
These 11 posts are here to make you laugh while still keeping it real.
11. A curtsey would also do.
As long as you wave your arm.
If your husband tells you you're being too dramatic don't forget to bow when you thank him.
— đźŽá‘Śá–‡á”•á‘Śá’Şá—©đźŽ (@3sunzzz) June 13, 2020
10. Show don’t tell.
That’s how you teach the best lessons.
My daughter asked me what marriage was like and I nodded and said that sounded great. Then she asked me if I was even listening.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 7, 2020
9. This is how you make it work.
She’s going to spit in that beer, though.
Wife: I need another beer.
Me: Another one?
Wife: Yeah. I’ve had an awful day.
Me: What? You were with me all day.
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me: You want it in a chilled glass or— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 20, 2020
8. Stuff like that isn’t annoying at all!
It is justification for murder, though.
My wife leaving for Pilates every Thursday morning for the last two years: I’m leaving.
Me: Where’re you going?
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) July 23, 2020
7. How else will you know who won?
Yes, there has to be a winner in all things.
My wife and I are comparing bug bites if you want to know how to keep things fresh.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) July 28, 2020
6. We like to avoid those whenever possible.
They get in the way of our Netflix time.
Husband: I think we need to talk about…
Me: I don’t like where this is heading.
Husband: Where do you think it’s heading?
Me: A conversation.— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) July 20, 2020
5. You can hate chew almost anything.
These are the facts of life.
me: i'm gonna go get a cookie
wife: have some fruit instead
me: but i want a cookie
wife: fruit is better for you
me: okay, fine
wife: you'll thank me later
me: pic.twitter.com/Aub8gK7H5U— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 25, 2020
4. Ah, the secret to every relationship’s success.
Or, just how you know you’re in a relationship.
The success of my marriage is measured by how many times a week I say, “I told you so” to my husband.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) July 29, 2020
3. The cat will be staying.
Get yourself some allergy meds, man!
So it turns out that my husband is allergic to my new cat. Sadly, I have to rehome him.
Anyone interested in a sneezing middle aged man?
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 8, 2020
2. Bahahaha if you know you know.
It starts young, too.
Surgeon: I can't find the clot
Wife: *from gallery* oh BIG surprise
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) July 20, 2020
1. It was a good deal!
Also, protip, freeze the grapes.
Wife: You guys never eat the food before it goes bad!
Also my wife: *buys 40lbs of grapes because they’re on sale*
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) July 25, 2020
I’m laughing so I don’t cry today, how about you? Are you crying? Laughing? Both at the same time?
Also, which one of these hit the nail on the head the hardest for you? There are so many for me, it’s hard to pick just one.
Tell us in the comments!