Dads are generally pretty funny – it’s like becoming a parent turns on some latent gene somehow – but some of them really go the extra mile.
If there was a contest for funny dads, these 12 would definitely make the final cut (this week).
12. It’s honestly just as scary.
And you don’t even have to pay.
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11. I can’t believe he would share pumpkin loaf.
That stuff is like gold.
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10. They do this like 50 times a day.
Minimum.
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9. Never jinx yourself like this.
Tomorrow will be awful now.
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8. That’s going to require some explanation.
Or not. Depends on your mood.
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7. This is never going to change.
They’re just tiny teenagers.
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6. Definitely a failing percentage.
He doesn’t know that, though.
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5. That seems right.
I’m not even going to look it up, honestly.
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4. Ah, brothers.
Tomorrow, the younger one will be smarter. Maybe.
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3. You just don’t want to admit it at first.
Because regulating your own is hard enough…
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2. They always know just what to say.
They don’t always know what you’re writing, though.
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1. You’ve got to take the wins.
And hold onto them during the many losses.
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I’m so here for the dad humor; does that make me old? I mean… I’m a mommy blogger… who writes about dads.
Honestly, I don’t know what that makes me. Interesting? Yeah, let’s go with that.
You know what, just enjoy the tweets. And maybe tell me if you liked them in the comments.
I don’t ask for much, people!