Listen, I know you’re a parent if you clicked on this, which means you don’t have a ton of extra time on your hands. That’s why lists of funny tweets like this one – tweets that will pierce you right to your soul of shared experiences – are perfect for getting you to relax and smile a bit.
After all, who better than 12 other parents to remind you to laugh a little at the absurdity of daily life, right?
Let’s go!
12. Crazy how that happens, right?
It’s like THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

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11. I mean she did the work.
This kid will be going places in life.

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10. What was his plan?
I’m guessing he didn’t have one.

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9. Especially the LEGO.
We all know that doesn’t end well.
8. They need to work on the surprises.
We only want the good ones.

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7. One day they will know the truth.
And their world will come crashing down around them.

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6. Nice try, kid.
We weren’t just born yesterday.

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5. It’s not as mysterious as you once thought.
They just don’t care.

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4. It’s a full time job.
And half the time they take them off again before you can get out the door.

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3. Best case scenario, you walk around with a Paw Patrol bandaid.
Those things don’t stick for sh*%.

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2. This checks out.
But he’s still going because he can’t stay home with you.

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1. Show don’t tell.
The best way to get lessons to stick.

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Y’all, sometimes there’s nothing to do but sit down with a hot cup of coffee in your messy house and just have a giggle.
I hope you enjoyed these – tell us in the comments which were your favorites!