Listen, I know you’re a parent if you clicked on this, which means you don’t have a ton of extra time on your hands. That’s why lists of funny tweets like this one – tweets that will pierce you right to your soul of shared experiences – are perfect for getting you to relax and smile a bit.
After all, who better than 12 other parents to remind you to laugh a little at the absurdity of daily life, right?
12. Crazy how that happens, right?
It’s like THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
11. I mean she did the work.
This kid will be going places in life.
10. What was his plan?
I’m guessing he didn’t have one.
9. Especially the LEGO.
We all know that doesn’t end well.
8. They need to work on the surprises.
We only want the good ones.
7. One day they will know the truth.
And their world will come crashing down around them.
6. Nice try, kid.
We weren’t just born yesterday.
5. It’s not as mysterious as you once thought.
They just don’t care.
4. It’s a full time job.
And half the time they take them off again before you can get out the door.
3. Best case scenario, you walk around with a Paw Patrol bandaid.
Those things don’t stick for sh*%.
2. This checks out.
But he’s still going because he can’t stay home with you.
1. Show don’t tell.
The best way to get lessons to stick.
Y’all, sometimes there’s nothing to do but sit down with a hot cup of coffee in your messy house and just have a giggle.
I hope you enjoyed these – tell us in the comments which were your favorites!