There’s no doubt that kids can be adorable and sweet and make you super happy you decided to have them. They can also be funny, and they can also be total little shits.

And sometimes – as in these 13 instances – they can be funny and total little shits at the exact same time.

13. I wouldn’t know, honestly.

I’m usually asleep first these days.

12. More like RIP.

Because a new boy is about to be born.

11. Well I mean, I guess it depends on how hot your bath water is.

But honestly, butter is too expensive.

10. But they secretly love it because then they don’t have to do anything.

I’m onto you, men.

9. At least they’re getting some Vitamin D.

And they’re not underfoot in the house. Win/win.

8. It’s enough to bring a tear to your eye.

For multiple reasons.

7. It’s one of them, anyway.

And the pay is total crap.

6. They have to say that.

They must know the truth.

5. I’m convinced they know what they’re doing.

They’re a lot smarter than we give them credit for, you know.

4. The questions just never stop.

I’ve never loved or hated anything so much at the same time.

3. You never know how bad things can get.

They can always get worse, you know.

2. I would watch the crap out of this.

I need to know how much to spend based on how long it will last.

1. And all was sort-of right with the world.

Or it will be, one day.

You know you’re laughing because they’re not your kids.

Not this time, anyway.