One of the best things about parenting is when your kid starts to talk (so that you can understand them).

No, not the constant “mommy mommy mommy look look LOOK” stuff, but the way they just say whatever is on their mind, and are so sure they’re right every single time.

The mistakes they make are adorable and hilarious, and these are some of the best around.

13. In real life, though, the hippies eat everything.

Especially the rich.

Image Credit: Twitter

12. It’s pretty funny that he can say “vagina” but not “dinosaurs.”

I think…good job?

Image Credit: Twitter

11. In our house they’re called “fingers.”

Just sayin’.

Image Credit: Twitter

10. Kids definitely pray at its weird altar.

And parents beg it for deliverance. He might be onto something.

Image Credit: Twitter

9. I think that’s their tagline.

Or it was before the whole going out of business thing.

Image Credit: Twitter

8. Talk about spreading Christmas cheer.

I can’t stop laughing.

Image Credit: Twitter

7. That is not even remotely correct.

Except for the chicken part, maybe.

Image Credit: Twitter

6. I mean…we do sort of plant them there.

We don’t water them, though, because we definitely don’t want them growing.

Image Credit: Twitter

5. To be fair it says Jell-O on the package.

So really he can just read way to go.

Image Credit: Twitter

4. America still isn’t grown, clearly.

This is the content we all signed up for, please and thank you.

Image Credit: Twitter

3. If he’s eating it because it’s an apple, definitely don’t say anything.

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth and all that.

Image Credit: Twitter

2. You need to think about what you’ve done.

Before someone calls CPS.

Image Credit: Twitter

1. Definitely the kid.

Unless it’s that one Canadian couple. You know who I’m talking about.

Image Credit: Twitter

I would have been wheezing with laughter if my kid had come up with some of these!

What’s the funniest wrong name your kid has given something? If it’s as good as these, I need to hear it!