If you haven’t seen Bridget Jones’ Diary, don’t worry – I’m not calling all married people smug. Bridget does!

Also, please see the movie; it’s excellent work all ’round.

If you fall into that married category, no matter your age or your time served, these memes should be right up your alley!

13. Oh, it’s happening.

Get those picking fingers ready.

12. Who are you trying to convince?

They’re never going to like family pictures, I guess.

11. Among other things.

There’s trust, and then there’s whatever this is.

10. There’s no way it could hurt.

It will make you less of a target, probably.

9. Real life.

Even when it’s celebs, apparently.

8. You knew the answer before you asked.

You are a hostage, sir.

7. Really puts a dent in your argument.

But guess what? We don’t care.

6. Why is this so true?

Kids have some kind of sixth sense, for sure.

5. Yes. Because he’ll never remember it.

And yet the doctor says he doesn’t need dementia meds.

4. Why not, though?

I really want to know. #toughlove

3. If you have a death wish…

If you’re fishing for a compliment, this isn’t the way.

2. Flagged as suspicious.

Maybe he was in trouble for something.

1. I feel it in my bones, y’all.

It’s funny but also, the anger…

Ah, mawwiage. We’re all getting through it, one day at a time!

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