Being married is one of those things you can never really get until you’ve signed on the dotted line. It’s quite strange, how a piece of paper can change you.

One of those things that changes is that you can now laugh heartily at these 13 memes with the full knowledge that they’re actually hilarious, so take advantage!

13. She’s fine.

But YOU might not be fine.

12. Idk what’s going on in this picture, but the metaphor is solid.

The lure of Target is strong.

11. It’s important to take turns.

And that’s the only safe space in the house if there are kids.

10. You want to have the upper hand.

Like, always.

9. Whose kids go to bed an hour early?

Is there Benadryl involved?

8. Why must we have this dance.

The wife has almost always done more, especially if there are kids.

7. Men, strike this from your vocabulary.

It’s for your own good.

6. Who knows how long she had to wait to ask that question?

Better have a good answer ready.

5. How do I get to the latter level?

Asking for reasons.

4. She’s obviously the mean one.

And no, she doesn’t care.

3. It’s a competition to see who can say it first.

Everything is a competition, come to think about it.

2. If only it were that simple.

Now she has to do a murder AND get to sleep.

1. Just like that…she was gone.

No one even noticed. Until dinner.

For better or worse, here we are.

Which one of these did you already send to your partner?

Tell us in the comments!