Kids are adorable and they make our lives worthwhile and stuff, but also, they do some hilariously dumb stuff. And listen, it’s not their fault, really. We all have to learn somehow, and when you’re small and don’t know much, trial and error seems as good a way as any to figure it out.

Which is why we’re all treated to 13 tweets like these, and we can all laugh at the dumb things other people’s kids have done.

That way, we don’t have to clean it (or them) up afterward.

13. And sure, there are moments you regret that.

But then you look at her sleeping and all is right with the world.

Oh dear…
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12. I mean, he wants to believe that you’re innocent.

But probably just because he doesn’t know who will fix him dinner if you go to jail.

11. That will ruin your lunch.

At least it’s fairly easy to make more coffee. You’re going to need it.

10. This tweet is going to age so, so well.

It’s definitely coming out at birthday parties, graduation, and definitely his wedding.

9. Maybe he or she is just trying to give you perspective?

I mean, it didn’t work, but still.

While the world is fighting over TP, my toddler is giving ours a bath.
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8. Because just one of those antics wasn’t enough.

This kid is go big or go home, for sure.

7. Hey, sometimes an alternative marketing take is all you need.

Anything that gets them to eat your food, let’s be honest.

6. That’s actually fair, though, when you think about it.

Because a giant tomato coming to knock your house down is serious business.

5. This kid is not a genius.

He might have a future in the circus, though.

My kid swallowed a penny while showing his little brother how he accidentally swallowed a simm key the day before.
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4. Oh honey. Bless your heart.

You have to laugh, because honestly, what’s the alternative?

3. If they’re anything like my kids, we’re all stocked up on farts.

This is just hilarious because I’m guessing this isn’t the first or last time fart packs will be returned.

Kid buys farts from amazon
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2. I guess it’s all finished then?

Looks about right if you ask me.

The next Picasso
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1. You always ask them what’s down there first.

Rookie move, my friend. Good luck with all that.

If it fits, it goes in the drain
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This is making me feel better about the dubious decisions my 3yo makes on a daily basis!

What’s the dumbest thing your kid has ever done? Let’s keep the fun going in the comments!