Marriage is hard and great and sure, hilarious some days, no matter which side of it you are on – the husband or the wife.
If you’re the husband, though, there are some experiences that are uniquely suffered by you, oh long-suffering male, and these are the ones highlighted by these jokes – by men, for men, so give them a scroll and know that you are not alone in your quest to survive.
14. Nothing makes me angrier faster.
Why does it have to be so loud???
13. You have to do it, too.
At least if you want any attention later.
12. She can’t make you.
But if she does the laundry, I’d be on high alert.
11. She’s waiting for the perfect moment to bring it up.
Keeping you walking on eggshells.
10. Quick, do the order before someone changes their mind.
It’s a rare moment of harmony, indeed.
9. You have to have somewhere to store them at night, too.
It’s honestly exhausting.
8. Snuggles are life.
Enjoy them until she gets hot and casts them off.
7. Get a blanket already.
Put on some socks!
6. It won’t be long.
Just tell her it’s a Christmas gift.
5. She wants it to look nice.
Or it’s one last eff you. Only you will know.
4. She’s probably a true crime junkie, too.
So she knows how to make it happen.
3. This is an abomination.
We need order in there, people!
2. Freeze, like a deer in headlights.
Obviously don’t say one more word.
1. Well you should have been ready!
Does this not make sense??
Guys are so funny, and even as the wife in this scenario, I have to admit that these jokes are pretty much of the “funny because it’s true” category.
Which of these rang the truest for you, dudes? Let us know in the comments!