Y’all, I know that as little girls (and boys) we dream of the man who will sweep us off our feet, marry us, and give us children one day. He’s a knight, he makes us laugh, and he’s there to hold us when we cry…but while you may meet a man who does all of those things, no one really dreams about everything¬†else he does, too.

You know. Spending hours in the bathroom, leaving the cabinet doors open, stuff like that?

If you’re married to a man you know exactly the kinds of things I’m talking about, and you’re going to be nodding along to these 14 memes.

14. That’s going to make a mess.

Jury’s out on who is going to clean it up.

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13. I can feel her glare through the screen.

I hope he backed away slowly for his own safety.

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12. We’re old now.

I’m sorry to say that the leather has been retired.

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11. They’re so consistently awful.

It makes you wonder if that’s how he sees you.

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10. Ah, yes. The vague “errands.”

Everyone knows what that means, right?

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9. I mean what’s going on in there?

Besides a stink and endless TikTok videos, I mean.

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8. A back rub and nothing else?

It doesn’t exist.

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7. Maybe both.

But we know you’re not going to let a perfect pair of pants go.

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6. Why are they like this, y’all?

FIND YOUR OWN DANG KEYS.

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5. I mean nobody NEEDS a dog.

But we all need a dog.

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4. It can feel like that for sure.

But only when it’s him that won’t shut up am I right?

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3. Do you think he even hears them?

Because I’m not so sure.

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2. Just give them away.

You hoarder.

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1. OK but if you know how to fold a fitted sheet please do a tutorial.

It’s not just me, right?

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We laugh, but it’s true. It’s a good thing we love them!

What’s something your husband does that drives you up the wall? Complaints in the comments!