I saw someone joke at one point about how no one would fake being a heterosexual female because who would want to be attracted to men when there are women walking around. It was funny, but I also think it applies to gay men, don’t you?
In the spirit of which I offer these 16 pictures to anyone who is married to a man – if you know, you know, and you’re definitely going to get it.
16. I don’t know why this is so funny.
But d**mit, it totally is.
15. How hard is it to shut a cabinet?
I mean…obviously harder than I think it is.
14. Hubba hubba.
Married foreplay so hot.
13. Serial sneezers deserve so much side-eye.
How many blessings do you need, Sir?
12. We won’t be hearing opposing arguments.
Your case is solid and also you deserve damages.
11. He’s going to love those in the morning!
Or at least he’d better, since he kept you up snoring.
10. Say left or right, please.
Landmarks help, too.
9. It’s like he doesn’t understand math.
Or enjoy a nice-smelling house.
8. It’s exhausting.
If you don’t know why you’re definitely a dad.
7. This happens way too often.
The face they make I swear.
6. That should earn you a break.
From the husband at least.
5. I thought it was just us.
It’s funny unless it comes true.
4. In my experience, no.
Unless you have a magical husband who is, in fact, always listening.
3. YouTube is your friend.
But also it can’t help you fix everything.
2. He’s trying.
Bless his heart.
1. Some wives are so petty.
It’s me. I’m some wives.
Y’all why are they like this? Someone please explain the evolution to me!
If you’re a dude, step up with some explanations in the comments!