I saw someone joke at one point about how no one would fake being a heterosexual female because who would want to be attracted to men when there are women walking around. It was funny, but I also think it applies to gay men, don’t you?
In the spirit of which I offer these 16 pictures to anyone who is married to a man – if you know, you know, and you’re definitely going to get it.
16. I don’t know why this is so funny.
But d**mit, it totally is.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes26.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
15. How hard is it to shut a cabinet?
I mean…obviously harder than I think it is.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes4.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
14. Hubba hubba.
Married foreplay so hot.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes7.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
13. Serial sneezers deserve so much side-eye.
How many blessings do you need, Sir?
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes9.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
12. We won’t be hearing opposing arguments.
Your case is solid and also you deserve damages.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes5.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
11. He’s going to love those in the morning!
Or at least he’d better, since he kept you up snoring.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes12.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
10. Say left or right, please.
Landmarks help, too.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes2.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
9. It’s like he doesn’t understand math.
Or enjoy a nice-smelling house.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes1.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
8. It’s exhausting.
If you don’t know why you’re definitely a dad.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes0.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
7. This happens way too often.
The face they make I swear.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes24.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
6. That should earn you a break.
From the husband at least.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes17.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
5. I thought it was just us.
It’s funny unless it comes true.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes3.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
4. In my experience, no.
Unless you have a magical husband who is, in fact, always listening.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes13.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
3. YouTube is your friend.
But also it can’t help you fix everything.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes11.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
2. He’s trying.
Bless his heart.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes10.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
1. Some wives are so petty.
It’s me. I’m some wives.
![](https://awkwardmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/marriage-wife-husband-memes14.jpeg)
Image Credit: The Chive
Y’all why are they like this? Someone please explain the evolution to me!
If you’re a dude, step up with some explanations in the comments!