If kids are one thing above all, it’s confident. Here are these little doofuses who are brand new to this world, comparatively, and yet they’re just positive they’ve got it all figured out.

If you need any more proof, check out these 14 kids who are sure their logic is completely sound…but actually it doesn’t make any sense at all.

14. I bet his parents loved it.

Whatever “it” was.

Found this while looking though old pics. I was a weird kid. from funny

13. Precious boy.

I just love when they do stuff like this.

My kid sleeps like he fell down in Family Guy. from funny

12. This is sort of sweet.

In a weird sort of way.

We caught my girlfriends neice doing this at the mall from funny

11. I’m not sure that’s a squirrel.

I’m also not sure that it’s dead.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. Girl has a point.

Except about the hot dogs being free.

Little cousin’s prompt was, “What place do you want to go and visit? It can be anywhere in the world.” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

9. She didn’t want to interrupt anything.

It’s possible she’s already been scarred.

Instead of just letting us know verbally she woke up from her nap, or just ya know opening up the cracked door, she thought she needed to wave at us from under the door until she got our attention. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. This is actually some excellent problem solving, if you ask me.

I may steal it.

My friend is potty training her kid. This is how she poops when she’s cold. from funny

7. Sometimes it just takes too long.

I’ve been sorely tempted.

It was too quiet upstairs… This is how we found her from funny

6. Her parents must have been so proud.

I want to know what she grew up to be.

I was going through a old family photo album, I found a picture of me when I was 9 from funny

5. Well this is awkward.

I have a few questions.

4. She’s just keeping things interesting.

And possibly getting a police visit.

Checked on my daughter to see how school was going…. now waiting for the teachers email…. what’s with the bat?!? from funny

3. Less creepy, you say?

I say you might have the next Stephen King on your hands.

My daughter thinks the closet looks less creepy at night like this. That makes one of us. from funny

2. He’s just doing what a spider does.

You’ve got to admire his commitment.

1. I would have had a heart attack!

And then who would have fixed him breakfast???

My son watching TV this morning…. lol from funny

I love it. Kids are hilarious.

Tell us a story about your kids being totally overconfident down in the comments!