There’s a reason that deprivation is used as a form of torture – it absolutely screws with your ability to use your brain in a responsible, adult manner. Decisions suck, you want to cry all of the time, and yeah, you definitely forget things you normally wouldn’t.

It’s all a haze, those first weeks and months home with a kiddo, but if you’ve got a good sleeper, it gets better after that.

If you don’t, well. Godspeed my friends.

I’m not sure if these 14 parents have bad sleepers, new babies, or they’re just having a hell of a week, but they’re definitely making mistakes only sleep-deprived people make.

14. There is nothing worse than burning cookies.

Because now you have to fight your kids for the good ones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcyZZyDhqtf/?utm_source=ig_embed

13. Man, that hurts the pocketbook.

I’ve melted stuff in the oven, but never anything this precious.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_VNuh3BWa3/?utm_source=ig_embed

12. I wonder how long she contemplated whether or not she had to throw it out.

Just me?

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_1LwJcgaYG/?utm_source=ig_embed

11. At least she didn’t feed it to the baby.

Or did she? You’ll never know.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu3gKQoHaOp/?utm_source=ig_embed

10. No, those don’t match, but also…

One is on the wrong foot?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZUSqIwh3SV/?utm_source=ig_embed

9. If you’re a parent and say you’ve never done this, you’re lying.

Also, how many times have you reheated your coffee today?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Biz7DIRgUe6/?utm_source=ig_embed

8. That’s where they go, right?

Give yourself a pat on the back for cleaning up, my friend.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvvH0-ZglPb/?utm_source=ig_embed

7. The tiny human will learn one day.

Karma is always waiting, even if it takes decades.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_-zkVTp-hQ/?utm_source=ig_embed

6. Yeah that’s not going to fit.

Also, babies don’t need socks. The proof is in how they will not stay on their feet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bab025_nuwp/?utm_source=ig_embed

5. You’ve just got to laugh.

Unless you feel like crying, because then, by all means…

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PCVXZnFRk/?utm_source=ig_embed

4. That awkward moment you have NO idea what you’re doing.

Major brain misfire, there.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdNZ3i_D0hr/?utm_source=ig_embed

3. I’m impressed she didn’t need the microwave for two days.

How does she warm up her coffee?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Butf_rnF-mF/?utm_source=ig_embed

2. I have found my keys in the car more than once.

On the roof, in the ignition…you name it!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvkOy0igOnj/?utm_source=ig_embed

1. Hey, that would save a whole step!

Fewer bottles to wash, too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BghG6W9n7QV/?utm_source=ig_embed

I remember those days, but here’s the good news – you’re so foggy you probably won’t remember all of the bonehead moves you made, anyway.

If you recall doing something totally stupid in a sleep-deprived state, share it with us in the comments!