Kids are naturally clueless. They’re like, brand new in the world and so they haven’t had time to learn a whole lot of stuff, and listen – you should never be mad about it.
It’s hilarious, so consider it free entertainment!
If you’re in need of some laughs today, these 14 kids are ready to deliver.
14. Oh, to be in her head that day.
She probably adjusted their college accounts.
One of my earliest memories
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13. That kid makes days everywhere he goes.
I hope I run into him sometime.
I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says โokay, what do you say?โ And he looks me dead in the eyes and says โI love youโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
— bean (@emmaaraphael) June 9, 2018
12. He’sย prettyย sure his mom isn’t a murderer.
But he just had to check.
Iโm writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what Iโm doing. โIโm writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friendโs mom died,โ I say.
He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively
โ…thatโs just to be kind, right? Youโre not the one who did it?โ
— Miriel Thomas Reneau (@mirielmargaret) May 16, 2020
11. It’s called an imagination!
Also, they’re entertaining themselves, so that’s a win.
My 2 year old and 4 year old have been communicating via walkie talkie for twenty minutes. They're in the same room. The walkie talkies have no batteries. Over.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 3, 2020
10. Such a pure heart.
She has some to spare.
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. pic.twitter.com/yRgVHs4t02
— Murr (@jamessmurray) April 20, 2016
9. They could not be cuter.
Following directions or not.
When the photographer says โtouch your cheeks togetherโ
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8. This would work on like 99% of kids.
And also on most adults I know.
3: Mommy, I donโt want dinner!!
Me: Iโm not making dinner, Iโm making you a big snack
3: Yay! Snacks!
๐๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฑ๐
— kids_kubed ๐จ๐ฆ (@Kids_kubed) October 1, 2020
7. These are the absolute best kinds of grandpas.
May we have them, may we be them.
https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1163814334176219136
6. It covers her nose and mouth, so it’s good.
Better than some adults manage.
Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed.
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5. It does kind of look like a bra.
To someone who has only a vague idea what a bra is.
https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1011986911718715392
4. Definitely parent fail.
Bless her heart.
Image Credit: Reddit
3. Wise beyond his years.
Also, he can read!
Image Credit: Bored Panda
2. I mean, he knows smoking is bad.
And math is hard.
1. I feel like this is some kind of metaphor.
One day he’ll get the joke.
My 7yo son was excited to show off his clay pirate boat
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Kids, am I right? So funny.
What’s the funniest clueless thing your kid has said this week? Tell us in the comments!