Kids are naturally clueless. They’re like, brand new in the world and so they haven’t had time to learn a whole lot of stuff, and listen – you should never be mad about it.
It’s hilarious, so consider it free entertainment!
If you’re in need of some laughs today, these 14 kids are ready to deliver.
14. Oh, to be in her head that day.
She probably adjusted their college accounts.
13. That kid makes days everywhere he goes.
I hope I run into him sometime.
I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— bean (@emmaaraphael) June 9, 2018
12. He’s pretty sure his mom isn’t a murderer.
But he just had to check.
I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend’s mom died,” I say.
He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively
“…that’s just to be kind, right? You’re not the one who did it?”
— Miriel Thomas Reneau (@mirielmargaret) May 16, 2020
11. It’s called an imagination!
Also, they’re entertaining themselves, so that’s a win.
My 2 year old and 4 year old have been communicating via walkie talkie for twenty minutes. They're in the same room. The walkie talkies have no batteries. Over.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 3, 2020
10. Such a pure heart.
She has some to spare.
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. pic.twitter.com/yRgVHs4t02
— Murr (@jamessmurray) April 20, 2016
9. They could not be cuter.
Following directions or not.
When the photographer says “touch your cheeks together” from KidsAreFuckingStupid
8. This would work on like 99% of kids.
And also on most adults I know.
3: Mommy, I don’t want dinner!!
Me: I’m not making dinner, I’m making you a big snack
3: Yay! Snacks!
𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀
— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) October 1, 2020
7. These are the absolute best kinds of grandpas.
May we have them, may we be them.
one of my clearest memories of my grandfather is when he beat me in chess and i cried because i was a sore loser and he said ok i’ll play you left-handed and then i won and it took me until like last week to realize he was a clown bastard
— what the actual heck (@jazz_inmypants) August 20, 2019
6. It covers her nose and mouth, so it’s good.
Better than some adults manage.
Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. from aww
5. It does kind of look like a bra.
To someone who has only a vague idea what a bra is.
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
4. Definitely parent fail.
Bless her heart.
3. Wise beyond his years.
Also, he can read!
2. I mean, he knows smoking is bad.
And math is hard.
1. I feel like this is some kind of metaphor.
One day he’ll get the joke.
My 7yo son was excited to show off his clay pirate boat from funny
Kids, am I right? So funny.
What’s the funniest clueless thing your kid has said this week? Tell us in the comments!