I’m not sure if I’m smarter than a 5th grader, but I am sure that I’m smarter than my preschooler – even though he’s pretty certain he’s the cleverest being alive.

They just don’t have any experience, and also they have no idea how the world works – if these 14 kids prove anything, it’s that they’re totally weird (and they have a lot to learn).

14. None of that is right.

Dunce cap.

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13. It’s all about how you phrase things.

They’re easily fooled. For now.

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12. Sometimes the question shocks you into silence.

And not in a good way.

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11. It is frustrating when you don’t get what you want.

You’ve got to sympathize with the kids.

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10. Bless her heart.

And she’s admitted it, too!

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9. Is his middle name Gullible?

If not, you missed an opportunity.

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8. My favorite thing is that the parent took this picture instead of helping.

You gotta get your laughs, I guess.

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7. They don’t tend to raise their eyes.

My kids can’t find a darn thing.

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6. Be free, little slugs.

She only had the best intentions.

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5. I mean just. Why.

HIS FOOT.

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4. Life’s full of tough choices, kiddo.

Might as well learn that now.

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3. That was his best guess.

I’m absolutely dying.

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2. That might buy you five minutes.

Depends on how earnest they are.

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1. Another dream bites the dust.

You hate to see it happen, really.

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The weirdness of kids is actually one of the most charming things about them in my book.

What’s the weirdest dumb thing your kid has said or done? Share with us in the comments!