Kids are hilarious, it’s true. Also, they will eviscerate you with burns so hot you’ll have no idea how to treat them – or what to say in response – and give no cares whatsoever.

And we still feed and clothe and house them. Because it’s illegal not to, but also because they’re cute I guess.

No one is dumping these 15 hooligans out on their butts anytime soon, anyway.

15. There was an incident.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPSNOCxA6_l/?utm_source=ig_embed

14. Oh my God…this is not funny.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B42_q7ghJNe/?utm_source=ig_embed

13. I mean…just sigh.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRZGgpng6nk/

12. When they technically follow directions, but you still want to kill them.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQTzVBFIA8/?utm_source=ig_embed

11. My mother would lose it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU73TYehDgR/?utm_source=ig_embed

10. A little smartass in the making. I approve.

https://www.instagram.com/p/2XLK1QlICj/?utm_source=ig_embed

9. Mom, we need to talk.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1oR7AknunU/?utm_source=ig_embed

8. Hopefully, someone carries a pocket knife.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0TMslAldo/?utm_source=ig_embed

7. Here’s hoping sister finds it first.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHA6QbLDq6S/?utm_source=ig_embed

6. A bold move from someone who still gets money from their parents.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIX1bAagXK4/?utm_source=ig_embed

5. That’s one thing to do when you’re bored, I guess.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTKDWUlfqc/?utm_source=ig_embed

4. Those aren’t the emojis you want to see.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm8j3KGnqHA/

3. It kind of makes you feel loved and watched all at once.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6zEq6sFq4D/?utm_source=ig_embed

2. There is no escape.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6YR4RClXdA/?utm_source=ig_embed

1. No more Star Wars for you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7FSUeagItC/

Kids really are about the best thing to get you through the rough days. Unless they’re causing the rough days.

It’s a toss-up.

What’s the funniest/meanest thing your kid ever said?

Share it with us in the comments!