Kids are hilarious, it’s true. Also, they will eviscerate you with burns so hot you’ll have no idea how to treat them – or what to say in response – and give no cares whatsoever.
And we still feed and clothe and house them. Because it’s illegal not to, but also because they’re cute I guess.
No one is dumping these 15 hooligans out on their butts anytime soon, anyway.
15. There was an incident.
14. Oh my God…this is not funny.
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13. I mean…just sigh.
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12. When they technically follow directions, but you still want to kill them.
11. My mother would lose it.
10. A little smartass in the making. I approve.
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9. Mom, we need to talk.
8. Hopefully, someone carries a pocket knife.
7. Here’s hoping sister finds it first.
6. A bold move from someone who still gets money from their parents.
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5. That’s one thing to do when you’re bored, I guess.
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4. Those aren’t the emojis you want to see.
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3. It kind of makes you feel loved and watched all at once.
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2. There is no escape.
1. No more Star Wars for you.
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Kids really are about the best thing to get you through the rough days. Unless they’re causing the rough days.
It’s a toss-up.
What’s the funniest/meanest thing your kid ever said?
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