If you’re on the lookout for some parenting tweets that will make you laugh without making you think too hard – the holy grail, honestly – they can be hard to find.
We think these 16 tweets do the trick, though, so please enjoy what we’ve gathered!
16. At least she’s learning something useful.
Just be thankful and move on.
15. That is your right.
As a person dealing with an infant during all of this, I don’t balme you.
14. A smart man.
Who is probably secretly going to make popcorn for the show.
13. Stick the knife in and twist.
This might be funnier if it WASN’T true.
12. Especially around a holiday/birthday.
Who do these kids think they are, changing their minds!
11. Asked and answered.
I don’t know what more you wanted.
10. I know exactly what she means.
Maybe buy her some thicker socks next time.
9. There is no way to guess.
Not even actually seeing the fall.
8. Let’s hope she doesn’t bust it out at preschool.
That would be an awkward conference.
7. When you stop breathing for a minute.
It’s best to let them keep talking.
6. She’s a practical girl.
Perhaps you’d better answer her questions before she turns the bear loose on YOU, sir.
5. It’s really unfair that there’s no followup to this tweet.
Because now we all have questions.
4. Ah, the sweet sounds of summer.
Or maybe spring.
3. This honestly isn’t very funny.
Maybe it’s not supposed to be, hmm?
2. This is also me on every Zoom call ever.
I try not to say it out loud, though.
1. She’s not wrong.
You’ve got to admire her confidence.
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