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Dad Jokes (TM) are a special kind of joke. They elude anyone who hasn’t taken on the father role at least once, and make everyone else around them groan (even if they also can’t help but snort at the same time).

It’s an art, is what I’m saying, and these 16 pictures really capture the essence of the best (worst) of the bunch.

16. I see what he did there.

It’s clever and annoying all at the same time. Well done!

There's a lesson here others can learn

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 19, 2020

15. You knew it would happen if you just waited long enough.

Sorry, I couldn’t help it.

A good Monday morning to you-on my 100th day of these groaners. Hope it's a good week for all.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 27, 2020

14. Give the man his slow clap.

You know he worked hard for it.

Spinoff-The Recycle-Rama

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, July 18, 2020

13. Talk about pandering to your crowd.

Or lackthereof, I suppose.

Only time that third strike whiff brought relief for both sides.#Gonats

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 26, 2020

12. This is going to be a show on Nick Jr., watch.

Maybe not the bar part, but.

A juvenile adult joke.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Friday, July 17, 2020

11. It’s important to give credit where credit is due.

Even if they would really rather you not.

And don't get me started about those 'fake' 5 star reviews that keep showing up on my timeline. Some of the best writing around if I do say so myself….

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Saturday, July 25, 2020

10. Idk if Dad Jokes are supposed to be depressing.

This one kind of is, though.

Many an august prognosticator predicted this so I guess no surprise.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Thursday, July 16, 2020

9. Okay this one got me.

When you’ve got a good one, you just know.

But-if you don't smell anything it is one of the early symptoms of COVID. Wear a mask friends!

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Friday, July 24, 2020

8. Dean is going to grow up to be a fine father one day.

You don’t need to teach him anything else.

Dean knocked on the door last night (whoahhh who does that anymore!) Stopped by to say how much he's appreciated my DAD…

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, July 15, 2020

7. They just couldn’t leave well enough alone.

That’s how good dad jokes roll.

It is rare when my jokes aren't well done.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Thursday, July 23, 2020

6. I think the answer must be yes.

And also stop it.

I wonder about.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Tuesday, July 14, 2020

5. This is a fairly good riddle, if you ask me.

Make sure to share it with your kids!

I approach this with no caution

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Wednesday, July 22, 2020

4. Alright fine I laughed.

He worked hard for this one but it paid off.

For some reason I haven't heard from the Awards Committee yet.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 13, 2020

3. He would, too.

Does anyone like Robin??

Maybe if they hadn't gone out so early….

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Tuesday, July 21, 2020

2. They’re classics for a reason.

And this one has been around for awhile.

Just keep them off my lawn!

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Sunday, July 12, 2020

1. That punchline is met with silence.

And twitching lips, because it’s not bad.

Yeahhhhhh I know it's bad.

Posted by TOM'S BAD DAD JOKES on Monday, July 20, 2020

 

I’m all out of eye rolls and snorts and groans, guys, so I guess that means we hit the nail on the head!

Which one of these pictures was exactly why you came to this post? Tell us in the comments!


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