If there’s one thing I could tell a mother-to-be, it’s that they should take everyone else’s advice with a grain of salt. You have to start trusting your instincts from the get-go, and you have to know in your heart that there are only a few people whose advice you would actually take to heart.

These women are killing it in this arena, and their comebacks to unsolicited advice from a stranger are honestly goals – check it out!

16. Quick thinking.

I bet that shut him up for at least five minutes.

15. I snorted.

This is priceless for sure.

14. What on earth.

I mean. Who else’s would it be?

13. Who in heaven’s name does this?

Even when we’re NOT in a pandemic??

12. A good reminder.

Just don’t comment on anyone’s nethers, mmmkay?

11. A little humor goes a long way.

For most people.

10. Coffee is not the worst thing.

Which this woman found out the hard way.

9. Motherhood is not one-size-fits-all.

But thanks for your opinion.

8. They almost missed the point.

But she didn’t let them!

7. I wouldn’t recommend this.

Technically, that’s assault.

6. It’s a little game they can play together.

Like bonding, but standing up for yourself.

5. More women need to say these things.

I am not feeding my baby on a toilet, thanks.

4. How does anyone think this is ok?

Are you going to be at the hospital? If not, mind your business.

3. I just spit out my drink.

How can this not crack you up?

2. People really need to stop doing this.

Personal space, my friends.

1. Simple, but elegant.

I wholeheartedly approve.

I hope to be this quick and cool under pressure one day.

Have you ever had the opportunity to put a mommy shamer in their place? Tell us the story in the comments!