It’s an interesting day, when you figure out that your parents have personalities beyond taking care of you and watching television together after you go to bed. They have whole lives!
For some of us, that realization comes with another – that our parents have truly sharp and sarcastic senses of humor.
If these 20 kids didn’t realize they had savage parents before they received these 20 text messages, there can be no doubt now.
20. Some kids definitely know where they get it from.
Once they’re grown things are going to be fun.
Occasionally my mom can be funny pic.twitter.com/4nhH65UP1H
— EL PATRÓN DEL MAL (@Ssshinigamiii) July 28, 2020
19. He trusts you to take care of yourself.
It’s really a compliment!
two weeks into my vacation this is the first and only interaction i have with my dad the whole three weeks😭😂 pic.twitter.com/GAs0gTNACy
— sabrina💔 (@sabrinajackley) July 28, 2020
18. Mama just wants some attention!
I bet they live in Florida.
my mom texts me things like this when she goes out to check the mail pic.twitter.com/AOmwfkxxV8
— anita🤍 (@Love_nitax3) July 27, 2020
17. This goes a bit beyond savage.
She said she didn’t want him to get distracted reading a long message. Ha!
Reminds me of when my school thought there was a shooter and I had to tell my mom it wasn’t safe to pick me up pic.twitter.com/KdtQZA95wL
— matt (@bicthmatt) July 28, 2020
16. If she doesn’t have time for a nap she doesn’t have time to talk to you.
Obviously.
stop this is literally how my mom texts too lmfao pic.twitter.com/0eDFs7vO4k
— 🍐 (@lildanishgorl) July 27, 2020
15. His first reaction was the real one.
He’s saving a ton of cash!
My wedding was cancelled bc of Covid and this was my dad’s response lmao pic.twitter.com/t2kSqParwS
— Rachel (@rayshellkay_) July 28, 2020
14. Mom sees everything.
Now give her her money.
we love her pic.twitter.com/BBgAUOhKPX
— donna (@ahumblerequest) July 27, 2020
13. He doesn’t have time to wait for your reply.
Man has things to do!
My dad is savage, he didn’t even wait for me to reply pic.twitter.com/0iydG4hyJ0
— Just Jubi 🔬 (@EnzymesareBae) July 27, 2020
12. She didn’t even answer.
I am deceased.
Image Credit: Twitter
11. Look at all of the good use she’s getting out of them, though!
You’ve gotta give her that.
When my mom roasted me for having the toy story sticker pack pic.twitter.com/Qz0wgIIUGE
— Nica (@nicskicks) July 27, 2020
10. Come home and find out.
I like this method.
Image Credit: Twitter
9. The woman is a realist.
But also, aren’t we all kind of feeling this way right now?
my mom is so cute too 🥰 pic.twitter.com/Bf1zNsFKlv
— socal (@nahhcal) July 27, 2020
8. She’s giving you a second chance.
Don’t screw it up if you want free dinner.
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7. Look at him, thinking he’s smarter than her.
So cute.
This sorta blew up so here’s some honorable mentions pic.twitter.com/UC3KfJfroc
— EL PATRÓN DEL MAL (@Ssshinigamiii) July 28, 2020
6. Gen X mom ftw.
We have all the insults for when you’re old enough to hear them.
Here’s my mom. Didn’t realize she knew that comeback 🤦🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/JfZUiUY8Kh
— Manasi (@MissOldMonk) July 28, 2020
5. I’d say this kid has a valid argument.
Oh my word.
— Cheyanne Vader (@ShyHippy) July 27, 2020
4. Dang, that’s cold!
What did you do?
The apple deff doesn’t fall far from the tree. Idk who was worse here, me or my mom. pic.twitter.com/kEAP0JRhV4
— danny deleto (@delilahjparker) July 27, 2020
3. Mom better tread lightly.
Some day the diaper might be on the other bum.
she keeps sending me google pays for l the times she changed my diapers pic.twitter.com/SXB6ciMsED
— small cat (@misshemlock) July 27, 2020
2. You gave her an inch.
What did you expect?
Why does is she so short 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/sk39n5Cavb
— bri (@aubr1anna) July 27, 2020
1. They never want you to make a mess.
Not even as you’re dying.
oh, I feel you pic.twitter.com/93q6YuPjPE
— maggi (@maggimcmahon) July 27, 2020
This is parenting done right, if you ask me!
Do you have a sharp-witted parent? Describe one of their best barbs in the comments!