There’s nothing quite like getting a laugh at the expense of another parent, is there. I mean, you’re laughing with them, because you know for a fact that tomorrow (or in twenty minutes) your kid could be the one being tweet-worthy, right?

Because they have been in the past, and all kids are a little bit as$hole when it comes down to it.

So quick, before they turn on you – read through these 14 tweets from other real parents who are in the thick of it.

14. The thing you couldn’t wait to quit.

It becomes the thing that makes you openly weep over a bag of milk.

13. All’s fair in love and war.

Now go to your room and think about what you said.

12. Everyone is alive, though?

And now you get to do it all again!

11. Every woman knows that’s justifiable homicide.

Fingers crossed for a lady judge.

10. Don’t even bother because you’re never cleaning it up.

9. A mint in paper towels.

Or two loads of laundry every day instead of one. Take your pick.

8. Or around the blobs of food they dropped on you.

Or the drips of sunscreen that were supposed to be on them.

7. There is room for a third option.

Not much, though.

6. If she’s asleep, you want her to move just a bit.

Motherhood is constant contradictions.

https://twitter.com/survivingmommy_/status/1283471799347318785

5. Spoiler alert: It’s because he didn’t actually eat dinner.

He’s been holding out for snacks the whole time.

4. Or trying to teach a toddler how to do anything.

Maybe that’s just my toddler. *counts gray hairs*

3. And your partner can’t stop laughing.

Sounds about right.

2. That’s not a bad way to look at it.

It’s better than screaming into the void.

1. Oh come on we all forget words sometimes!

And stand in front of the open freezer trying to remember what we were doing.

I’m feeling relieved to know I’m not alone!

How are your kids today? Fist-bump for getting through it!