One of the many perks of being a small child is getting to say how you feel all of the time, and everyone still loves you for it.

Sometimes they even think you’re cuter or funnier after you lose your sh%t, which never happens after you pass a certain age.

So don’t feel too badly for these 10 unhappy kiddos – after all, they’re just pitching a fit about their feelings, and we’re just totally jealous.

10. Never flush their toilet.

Rookie mistake.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

9. You could have asked.

I never kill bugs (because I am a chicken).

Image Credit: Cheezburger

8. It’s part of him.

Maybe he wants to keep it forever.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

7. That’s a complicated problem.

But he has a good imagination?

Image Credit: Cheezburger

6. They never want help, either.

That would require listening.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

5. Wait until she hears about polish remover.

It’s going to blow her little mind.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

4. She’s just curious about what goes on in there.

Probably not the best time to bring up the cat.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

3. Society is a pain, girlfriend.

We all gotta sign those social contracts, though.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

2. Yeah that’s going to end badly.

And not for the cat.

Image Credit: Cheezburger

1. HOW DARE, MOTHER.

It’s called sensory input!

Image Credit: Cheezburger

Poor kiddos and their still developing brains! They don’t really know what they need to cry about… but they soon will when they get older, right?

Share a story like this from your house – we need more!