Everyone with kids is here for the parenting content, right? There are barely any other reasons to sneak a toe into the internet waters these days, what with so much crap going on all over the world.

But we’ve got your back – no need to worry or search, because these 11 tweets are all you need today.

11. It’s all downhill from there.

I’m sorry to report that you’re turning into your father and there’s nothing you can do.

10. At least he made an effort.

And I mean, he PACKED books and that’s a start.

9. Who introduced her to Honey Nut Cheerios?

My bet is on Dad or Grandpa.

8. The mantle was passed.

Or thrown out the window.

7. You can say this even if you just grew them without help, too.

It’s all a sacrifice, kid, now go use it.

6. That’s how you know it’s working.

At least, that’s what I tell myself.

5. You swear you just closed that one, didn’t you?

Yes, you might be going crazy. But probably not.

4. Super helpful, thanks.

If I could do any of those things, I already would be. Duh.

3. Don’t learn from your father, kid.

That’s not the way to get one of these newfangled girls.

2. Honesty is the best policy.

Just grit your teeth and accept the consequences of your actions.

1. You learn to appreciate what you have.

Because yes, it can always get worse.

I told you, didn’t I?

Share with me in the comments which of these was your favorite!