Parenting tweets can seem like a dime a dozen, but some of them really do rise to the top!

Out of all of the funny, forgettable, flash-in-the-pan tweets about what it’s like to be a parent right now, these 12 are definitely going to stand the test of time.

12. Same goes for Christmas break.

If we ever have one of those again.

11. You’ve got to get out ahead of these things.

Otherwise they’ll eat you alive (but not their dinner).

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10. Can we have a “don’t ask me again” option?

Because yes, we’re still watching, judgy.

9. I wonder where he learned that?

Do as I say and not as I do.

8. We were all so cute back in March.

Now we’re haggard and have accepted the screen time truth.

7. A phase that will last his entire life.

At least, that’s how it’s been for me.

6. Eh there are worse things than tacos.

Like everything.

5. What kind of monster doesn’t give their kids cookie dough?

Let them take their chances with salmonella like the rest of us.

4. Don’t do this to me.


3. It’s nice to have friends in these trying times.

In all times, I suppose.

2. It does take up an awful amount of time.

Among other things.

1. Oh how the tables have turned…

Now you decide whether or not to be mature.

I’m going to be telling people about these, or sharing them, for a while!

Have you already laughed hard enough to share one with your friends? Tell us which in the comments!