If you want to feel pretty good about your own kids and parenting situation at the moment, one way to do that is to read some tweets from parents who are not having the best of days.

And these 13 parents have kids who are really trying to pull the last strands of their ropes free, consequences be damned.

13. What kind of non-method crap is this?

At least make them look sleep deprived!

12. Yup that’s about the size of it.

Keep telling yourself it’s the thought that counts.

11. I mean men just don’t get it.

Eat the waffles, woman.

10. That is a kid who knows how to work a room.

She’s going to run the world someday. Or maybe a popsicle company.

9. That’s going to smell amazing.

And by “amazing” I definitely mean “will require a Hazmat team.”

8. Okay, this is definitely genius.

But I’m still looking forward to the day when I can take TEN minutes to drink my coffee.

7. This is legitimately hilarious.

I wonder where he’s heard that before?

6. I mean. She gave it her best shot.

I don’t hate her for it, either.

5. Your eyes just go wide.

Not because of the secret. Because of the loudness/spit/all of it.

4. There are a lot of time related bonuses.

There are also quite a few minuses, though.

3. AND it seems totally normal.

As does only managing a shower a couple of times a week.

2. Depending on what sort of week you’ve had, it might be worth it.

Most weeks it would be worth it.

1. There are only evils and none are lesser.

This is the real truth of parenting.

Kids are hilarious! As long as they’re not the ones living under your roof, I mean.

What’s one of the funniest things your kids has ever said? Tell us in the comments!