There’s a lot of competition when it comes to authoring hilarious tweets about the day-to-day nonsense that takes place at home with children – a lot.

So much material, so little time, right?

If you’re looking for the best of the best, though, we think these 14 tweets deserve some serious consideration.

14. Just let her talk to the auditor when they call.

I’m sure it won’t be long.

13. That stuff is expensive these days.

Also really sticky to clean up.

12. It all makes about as much sense too.

But we go with it because it’s cute.

11. This complaint cycles a few times as we age.

I remember wishing my baby could talk and now he’s 3. He never stops.

10. It’s harder than it looks.

And definitely harder than you remember.

9. They’re always watching!

If you’re lucky, they’ll entertain you one day like this lad.

8. It doesn’t feel quite as good, but…

Just have a drink and tell yourself tomorrow will be different.

7. Feels kind of nice, right?

Except, in a strange twist, we all really wish we could go to the park now.

6. We can’t even have that anymore.

Come on, Barbie, live for the rest of us.

5. He really really needs that drink.

No way to sleep without it might as well hop up.

4. I have often been out of breath after dressing my child.

I’m out of shape but not that out of shape.

3. They make FROSTED ones now.

Are those even Cheerios?

2. He just wants to save his progeny.

He must have suffered a similar fate at one point before he learned.

1. Just keep playing it safe.

Not all of this is bad.

Well, what do you think? Cream of the crop?

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