Of course, you could do something boring and helpful like buy your pregnant friend stuff that’s on her baby registry for a shower gift. In fact, you probably should do that…but if you’re looking for something extra and amazing to put into your bag, well, it doesn’t get better than this.
Everyone who is anyone loves the television show Friends, and we need to make sure we pass that adoration onto the next generation, don’t you think?
Enter this Friends onesie, which, y’all. Look.
It features a piece of dialogue that’s from one of the best episodes of the series – the one when Monica gets stung by a jellyfish and Joey and Chandler have to decide who is going to pee on it for her.
“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!”
As a parent, I can confirm that there are a lot of bodily fluids involved, most of them smell, and no, your kid is not embarrassed to be sharing any of them (not even when they’re old enough that you think they should be).
So, you might as well have a little fun with it – and let your friends know exactly what they’re getting into ahead of time, if they haven’t already guessed.
I for one, am going to stockpile these for baby showers from now until infinity.
I’m also about to go pull up that scene on YouTube because, like the “PIVOT” episode, it really never gets old.