Being in a relationship is tough sometimes, and I know I’m probably biased, but being the lady in a relationship can come with extra challenges.

That’s why we need our jokes so much, just to get us through the days without committing murder.

I’m not saying…I’m just saying. You know.

10. As long as you give him a buffer.

So like, five minutes and some Glade? Would that do the trick?

9. That’s the right answer.

That goes for everyone, sir. She’s the only one you should be asking.

8. He should have known better.

Maybe the laugh was worth it? Yeah, I bet he loved sleeping on the couch.

7. It’s science! Haven’t you heard about SCIENCE?!

The mystery has been solved!

6. It is the way of the world.

So it shall be now and so it shall always have been. Amen.

5. Well, she’s not technically wrong.

Eating is working… if you’re doing it right. And this gal definitely is.

4. I mean if you want them in the bathroom longer.

So only if you don’t have kids? Maybe you need memes even more?

3. Just to watch him tense up.

We’ve all gotta get our kicks somehow, and I do this weekly.

2. Your point, sir?

Really, he should have re-thought that question. Do you WANT anything is always a better one.

1. His precious babies are hostage.

And there’s nothing he can do about it! Mwahahaha!

These are instant classics and I won’t have anybody tell me differently.

Well, you can. If you want.

Tell us below which one you’ve already shared with a wife-type friend.

Thanks, fam!