Parenting jokes are the best jokes (if you’re a parent), and there’s honestly no shortage of them on the internet.

Which is good, because we’ve all got a lot of time to fill and a lot of inspiration to soak up, right?

Let’s get to it with these 9 gems!

10. Well, at least he’s respectful!

You taught her well!

9. The only time “bless you” makes you roll your eyes.

The only time I can think of off the top of my head, anyway.

8. We all need one of those on call.

Presents get more expensive every year.

7. Accidental humor is the best humor.

Especially from the mouths of babes.

6. She had hope in her heart.

Must have been yummy.

5. Excellent counterpoint.

Do you know how much those kids make on YouTube?

4. I never imagined there could be so many reasons to cry.

That’s why there are so many kinds of alcohol, I think.

3. Beautiful.

*wipes tears*

2. You have to leave reviews.

It’s the polite thing to do.

1. You know, the important stuff.

This is a weird time, people. Best to be practical.

Go forth and conquer, my friends – bedtime is coming (eventually)!

But not now. Now is the time to read more tweets somewhere else on this site. You know how to do that. Just click around and you’ll find something good.

No, but seriously… we want to hear from you!

What’s the funniest thing your kid has done this week? Share with us in the comments!

Thanks fam! You make it all worthwhile!