You might think that parenting tweets are a dime a dozen, just because there are so many people tweeting about how tough and funny and exhausting and rewarding it is to be living with young humans these days.

The thing is, there are a lot of parenting tweets, but there are some that are a cut above the rest – and we really think these 12 parents have what it laughs to crack you up.

10. Oooh, or a wine and cheese shop.

Two is better than one.

9. They say you can have it all.

But I’m not sure that’s really true.

8. Sometimes it’s not even that impressive tbh.

Sometimes they forget what they were going to show so they just like, jump up and down.

7. They really do learn by watching us.

Except for when it comes to picking up toys.

6. It’s all about the way you say it.

People love poetry, right?

5. Bless her heart.

The curiosity is amazing and also annoying.

4. They never see anything useful.

It’s selective hearing and sight and maybe all of their senses. I’m not sure.

3. Modern parenting is a gas.

Back in the day parents would have just had to laugh and tell their friends about it at church on Sunday.

2. Safety first, lady.

If he can’t play flag football, you cannot have a bite of his hamburger.

1. I’m impressed he even heard you.

I think mine might be deaf.

I know I’m chuckling, because these are just so true they have to be funny.

Which one did you already share with a parent friend? Tell us in the comments!