Humor is one of the things that makes the world go ’round – or at least, it’s one of the things that reminds us we can keep going when things get rough.
So, if you’re having one of those days when you’re struggling to laugh so you don’t cry, these 10 tweets should help you along the way!
Sit back, relax and the let hilarity wash over you.
10. It’s good to have goals, right?
Don’t sweat the way he does… just celebrate it!
My son is learning morse code just so he can fart secret messages.
— Marl (@Marlebean) November 10, 2020
9. Also their problems get bigger as they do.
And not as easily fixed with Band-Aids. But wine fixes it.
They lied. Parenting doesn’t get easier. It gets louder, covered in acne, and more expensive.
— Sarah Cottrell (@HousewifePlus) November 16, 2020
8. He learned from the best.
Daddy loves cookies, doesn’t he? Yes he does.
I’m not saying my 4yo is an optimist, but while putting groceries away he held up a bag of cookies and said “I’ll just keep these in my room, ok?”
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) November 23, 2020
7. I’d sign up for that class.
Confidence is key, you know! And it looks like she’s nailing it.
My 7yo drew a self portrait, gifted it to herself, and hung it up on her wall. From now on, I’m making her my life coach.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 17, 2020
6. They have everything on Amazon.
The question is, how long will your kid play with it?
My toddler gave me his Christmas list and it’s ridiculous. Like a majority of this stuff sounds completely made up. “Robot crab that transforms”? Why would anything like that even exist?
I wonder if he’d like that crab in red or blue
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) November 18, 2020
5. Can’t send him to school like that.
It’s cruel and unusual punishment to not teach him how to f**king curse correctly!
My 12yo son said “what the poop” I’m going to have to teach him to cuss so he doesn’t sound so lame
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) November 11, 2020
4. What could go wrong?
Other than everything, I mean. Ya know… all of that.
I regularly mix up my kids names and my dogs names, but yes please put me in charge of their education this year
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) November 19, 2020
3. They all are with the right motivation.
Kind of like training dogs. If dogs could talk back to you constantly.
To entice my 3yo to poop in the toilet, we told him he gets a Kinder egg if he does it
He now poops in small deposits multiple times a day and asks for the chocolate each time
He’s a genius
— Kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) November 4, 2020
2. Here’s where you explain television isn’t real.
Or accurate. Or even that good, to be honest.
My daughter’s favorite hobby is pointing out how moms in TV shows and movies react to their kids’ bad behavior in a nicer way than I would have.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 10, 2020
1. Focus on the second part.
It’s more viable in the long run.
Two of my kids are now following me on Twitter so this account will now be all tweets about abstinence and how to become financially independent
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 18, 2020
I’m feeling ready to face the rest of the day now, how about you?
What’s your go-to way to laugh yourself out of a funk? Share with us in the comments!