You’ve gotta love marriage. Or at least, if you’re married, you’ve gotta find ways to find the humor in the mundane, and in the urge to sometimes throttle another human being for doing something gross and/or annoying on a semi-regular basis.
Laughter and jokes are a great alternative to assault and murder, in my experience, which is why most of us keep coming back for more tweets and other content like this – they’re honest, they’re hilarious, and they remind us that, in the grand scheme of thing, we’re lucky to have found our person.
12. Doing anything on an empty stomach, honestly.
Don’t test me, or this theory.
11. Well, time to pack it in.
I’m sure you’ve had a good run.
10. Do not try this at home.
Nothing good can come of playing this game.
9. Best to just do what you’re told.
Get the lady her champagne.
8. Also maybe make some rules about chewing in bed.
Hours when it’s allowed, that sort of thing.
7. Is it bad, though?
Like, objectively? I think not.
6. And surprise!The second one is always a woman.
Don’t @ me.
5. I don’t understand why this is so hard.
Don’t even get me started on my kids.
4. Sooooo hilarious.
Just see how hilarious it is when you want some attention later, sir.
3. That wasn’t a no.
It was just a fair warning.
2. Nothing apparently about it.
This is the truth, full stop.
1. It happens when one of you gets older faster.
Making sleep something that’s no longer easy to do.
There’s something comforting about knowing our experiences aren’t singular, don’t you think? Like we really are all in this together.
Tell us in the comments what your favorite way is to remind yourself that you love your spouse? I’m sure that’s advice we could all use at one time or another!